Thorin Klosowski writes: “No one should have to spend five minutes searching for a how-to guide to delete an account. If you’re having trouble finding such instructions, entire websites such as Just Delete Me and Account Killer exist to help. Of course, in some cases, simply remembering that you even have an account is difficult enough. If you’re like me, you probably have dozens of zombie accounts spread across the web, lost to time—until you get the inevitable email announcing an account breach. Here’s how I went about finding mine.”